Vintage Patterns for Living

Make Them Sit and Thank. Comfortably.

Make Them Sit and Think (ON IMAGINARY ROCKS)

 

Make Them Bend at the Knees and FEEL.

Make Them Bend at the Knees and FEEL.

 

Make Them Off-Balanced

Make Them Off-Balanced

 

Make Their Centers of Gravity Too High

Make Their Centers of Gravity Too High for General Labor

 

Make Their Legs Disappear, but Flirty

Make Their Legs Disappear, but FLIRTY

 

Make One Visibly Better Than the Other (JEALOUS)

Make One Visibly Better Than the Other (JEALOUS)

Make Them Hide Something Behind Their Backs, Preferably Secrets About Their Uglier Best Friends

Make Them Hide Something Behind Their Backs, Preferably Secrets From Their Uglier Best Friends

Kwik-Sew for Perpetual Stretchers

Make Them Cats

 

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